I’ve been waiting for this for what seems like forever. If last year’s awards and the shortlisted excerpts are anything to go by, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award for 2013 is gonna be a doozy.
Literary Review have scoured books for terrible sex scenes and found some absolute shockers. My favourite at the moment is:
Reaching behind me, I found the Brie and broke off a fragment, sucking her nipple through it.
I like cheese, but that’s just weird.
The full shortlist can be found here (it’s well worth a read just for the giggle factor).